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The Brews
Easiest is to mix something yellow with something blue. Orange juice
and Mountain Dew are good for the yellow, Great Bluedini kool-aid is good
for the blue. You'll end up with a radioactive shade of green. If you're
using a punch bowl, try this: Get some of those latex gloves, fill
them with water or juice tinted with food colouring, freeze. Unmold carefully
and float the disembodied hands in the punch bowl. Dry ice and back
lighting are good for effect too.
Ghost Hand Punch:
Ahead of time, buy some new latex gloves. Wash one out and fill
with water. Fasten the arm closed and freeze it. Float it in the
punch before serving.
Floating Arm-of-Death
orange juice
gummy worms
longer type rubber gloves
Freeze the juice and gummy worms in a clean rubber glove.
Peel off the rubber glove and float the arm in the punch.
Swamp Water Punch
1.5 litre bottle of orange soda
1 can frozen orange juice with extra pulp (thaw but do not add a can
of water)
1.5 litre bottle of ginerale
blue food coloring
floating arm-of-death
Put some blue food coloring into the orange juice punch until it turns
a disgusting swamp-green color. The color is gross and the orange
juice pulp floating around really adds to the effect. People will realize
that the punch tastes good, but it will take them awhile to figure out
it is orange juice.
Ghoulade
1 pk Blue Jelly Powder
1 1/2 c Boiling Water
8 c Lemonade
"Ghoulade" really packs a punch when you float a frightening , ghostly blue hand in your serving bowl. For an even scarier effect, use red jelly powder to make a blood-red hand and tint the lemonade green. If you want, just let the gelatin set in a flat container, then cube it and serve with lemonade in dishes.
For the hand, dissolve gelatin powder in 1-1/2 cups boiling water; let cool slightly.
Meanwhile, thoroughly wash and dry inside and outside of new, medium-size stretch latex (medical) glove. Spray outside with baking spray; turn inside out. With 6-inch or longer skewer, puncture glove just below 1 side of opening; push skewer through to pierce opposite side, leaving wide opening. Suspend in tall pitcher.
Carefully pour gelatin mixture into hanging glove. Close top with twist
tie between gelatin mixture and skewer. Refrigerate for at least 2 hours
or until firmly set. [Glove can be refrigerated for up to 48 hours.]
Float in the lemonade.
"Ghoul-Ade" For Halloween
1 Envelope Kool-Aid raspberry flavor unsweetened
mix
1 Envelope Kool-Aid orange flavor unsweetened
mix
2 Cups sugar
3 Quarts cold water
1 Bottle (qt.) ginger ale -- chilled
Ice cubes
Mix Kool Aid's together with sugar, in large bowl. Add water and
mix. Just before serving, add ginger ale and ice cubes
Yuckky Bug Juice
24 oz Frozen strawberries -- thawed
6 oz Lemonade, frozen concentrate
1 qt Ginger ale
1 cup Raisins
1 cup Blueberries -- fresh or frozen
Place the strawberries in a bowl and mash with a fork.
In a large pitcher, mix the strawberry mash,
lemonade and ginger ale. Place handfuls of raisins and
blueberries (bugs) into tall glasses. Pour the liquid
over the bugs, then sit back and watch the bugs and
scum rise to the top of each glass. To quench a
creepy crowd's thirst, double or tripple this recipe
and serve in a punch bowl. Drape some gummy worms
over the rim of your bowl for a particularly swampy-looking
effect! Recipe by: Creepy Cuisine, Lucy Munroe
Bloody Eyeballs
2 Radishes
7 oz Olives -- pimiento-stuffed
46 oz Tomato juice
Prepare these bloody eyeballs the day before your
plan to serve them. Peel radishes, leaving thin streaks
of red skin on them for blood vessels. Using the tip of the vegetable peeler
or a small, knife, carefully scoop out a small hole in each
radish. Stuff a green olive, pimiento side out, in each hole. Place
1 radish eyeball in each section of an empty ice cube tray. You may
need to pare your eyeballs down a bit to fit. Fill the tray
with water and freeze overnight. Pour tall glasses 3/4 full of tomato juice
and add a pair of eyeballs to each glass.
Recipe by: Creepy Cuisine, Lucy Munroe
Eerie Witch's Brew
4 cups Cranberry juice
cocktail
1 cup chopped candied ginger
-- (1 jar)
3 Oranges
1 12-oz can thawed
frozen apple juice concentrate
1 6 oz can thawed
frozen limeade concentrate
2 cups Seedless grapes
4 cups Water
2 Bottles (32 oz each) gingerale
1 lb Dry ice -- up
to 2 lbs
Instructions:
A smoking cauldron of punch made with grapes and orange peel masquerading
as eyeballs and worms.
A SERIOUS CAUTION: never touch dry ice; use tongs to handle.
In a 1 to 2 quart pan, bring 1 cup of cranberry juice and candied ginger to a boil over high heat. Boil, uncovered, about 2 minutes, set aside.
With a vegetable peeler, pare peel (colored part only) from oranges;
cut peel into thin 2-inch-long worms; or use an Oriental shredder to
make long shreds. Add orange peel to cranberry mixture. Cover and
chill at least 4 hours or as long as overnight. Juice oranges;
put juice in a 6 to 8 quart pan or heavy bowl. Stir in
cranberry-ginger mixture, the 3 cups cranberry juice, apple concentrate,
limeade, grapes and water. If made ahead, cover and chill up to 2
hours. Add ginger ale and about a 1 pound piece of dry ice (DO NOT
put small pieces in punch or cups); ice should smolder at least 30
minutes. Ladle into cups. Add any remaining ice when
bubbling ceases.
Makes 5 quarts; allow about 1-1/2 cups for a serving.
Jack-0-Lantern Smoothie!
6 large navel oranges
2 cups vanilla ice cream
Candies for decorating
Note: After you scoop out the orange, decorate it to look like
a little Jack-O-Lantern.
Cut a thin slice off the bottom of the orange so it will sit level.
Cut a deep wedge out of the top of the orange. Scoop out the insides
being carful not to go through the skin. Put the scoopings in a blender
with the ice cream. Blend till smooth. Pour the mixture back
into the oranges. Replace the wedge you cut out of the top.
These can be served cold with a straw as a drink or refrozen and served
with a spoon for dessert.
Mystical Punch
Ice cube tray
raisins
4 1-pint bottles cranberry juice
2 1/2 apple juice
2 cups orange juice
1 32 oz bottle of 7-Up
sugar to taste
Place raisins in ice cube trays. Add water. Freeze. This will make them
look like they have insects in them.
Keep the juices refrigerated until you are ready to use them.
In a punch bowl, combine all the juices. Add the ice cubes and serve.
Vampire Punch
8 cups cranberry juice
6 cups ginerale
1 10oz package frozen strawberries - or fresh if you have them
6 orange slices to float on the top
Put all ingredients in a punch bowl. Break up the strawberries into
individual berries as much as possible. Add ice cubes just
before serving.
Another Witches Brew
1 can of condensed milk - NOT evaporated
1 can of frozen orange juice
1 - 1.5 litre bottle of orange soda
1 - 1.5 litre bottle of Sprite or 7-Up
2 oranges cut into very thin slices
ice cubes
Beat the condensed milk and the frozen orange juice till frothy.
You can do this in the blender. Pour into a large punch bowl.
Add the orange soda and beat with a whisk. Add the sprite.
Float the orange slices on the top. Add the ice cubes just before
the quests arrive.
Sulfuric Acid Swig
6 ounces lemonade, frozen concentrate --partially
thawed
1/2 cup lemon juice
1 cup grapefruit juice -- cold
2 quarts lemon sherbet
1 quart club soda -- cold
In a large pitcher, mix together the lemonade
concentrate, lemon juice and grapefruit. Add to this the amount of water
required on the lemonade can. Pour the liquid into tall glasses, filling
them halfway, and add a scoop of lemon sherbet to each. Fill the glasses
with club soda and serve immediately. Just before serving, sprinkle the
top of each glass with a pinch of lemon or lime-flavored powdered
drink mix. Makes for a totally toxic-looking treat!
Bloody Snapple
2 c Apple cider or juice
4 ts Red Hots
4 lg Apple; thin (opt)
4 Cinnamon stick; (opt)
In a 4-cup measure combine apple cider and Red Hots. Micro-cook, uncovered,
on 100% power for 4 to 5 minutes or till candies dissolve and the cider
is steaming hot, stirring once. Serve in mugs. Garnish with apple slices
and cinnamon sticks, if desired.
Mucous Membrain Milkshake
2 c Buttermilk
2 Vanilla ice cream
1/2 c Pineapple juice
4 tb Brown sugar
2 c Milk
Recipe by: Creepy Cuisine, Lucy Munroe
Measure all of the ingredients, except the
milk, into a blender. Then blend on medium speed until
smooth and creamy. Add more ice cream if you
like your mucus extra thick. Fill tall glasses with the mixture
and refrigerate. Heat the milk in a small
pan over medium heat until it begins to boil. Remove from the
heat and let it cool until a film develops
on its surface. Using a wooden spoon, carefully scoop off
the film and place some on top of each milkshake.
If you need more mucus, just reheat the remaining milk
and repeat this step. Blend chunks of pineapple
into your milkshake (for phlegm balls) or red cherries (for
blood clots)!
Bathwater Brew
12 oz Can frozen lemonade
12 oz Can frozen pink lemonade
12 oz Can frozen limeade
1/2 ga Rainbow sherbert
About 45 minutes before serving time, set cans of lemon and limeade and the container of sherbert out to thaw. After 15 minutes, scoop out half of the sherbert's containers contents and place it into a brownish color. Place the remaining sherbert back in
Prepare lemon and limeades according to the package directions and pour into the punch bowl.
Carefully float spoonfuls of the brown blended sherbert on top of the lemnade mixture, spreading it around to look like dirty brown suds. Do not stir. Use a ladle to serve punch in cups. Serves about 30 dirty, nonbathing buddies.
Sicko serving suggestion: Float a handful of green, yellow and white
tiny after dinner mints (tiny bars of soap), on top of your scummy punch.